Yall, if you have not seen Girl’s Trip with this magically, melanated, dope cast yall are already late and I am mad at you!

First of all, I have a new best friend and her name is Tiffany Haddish aka Dina…. we will talk about her later! But can we please talk about how Larenz Tate is not aging and would seem like he literally just might be, the real life Benjamin Button? He is the anti-aging serum, he is what not so melanated people desire and spend trillions on!

My face when he flashed that beautiful smile of his:

So I have this love for Larenz probably because I absolutely love Love Jones and secretly wished I was Nia Long aka Nina every time I watch that movie.

Ok Kofi is fine and was sexy in the movie… but the way Larenz small sexy self moves me… oh em gee… Oh, ok we are not here for that… we want to know how he is not aging… ok here we go!

A few facts about Larenz

1. Born Sept 8, 1975
2. Actor and producer
3. 5’7
4. He is the co-founder of The Tate Bros. Foundation with his brothers. The non-profit organization was created to help provide funds for children living with the disease sickle cell anemia.
5. Turned down the role of Harper in The Best Man (1999)

(IMDB)

5 Ways Larenz Tate is Not Aging:

1. Probably that Blues for Nina well… more like his wife Tomasina Parrot, what love will do to the body is miraculous… did you know that being married  (To someone you absolutely love and cherish) tend to live longer, have fewer strokes and heart attacks, have a lower chance of becoming depressed, be less likely to have advanced cancer at the time of diagnosis and more likely to survive cancer for a longer period of time, and survive a major operation more often. (Harvard Health Publication)
2. Melanin of course… and we all know that melanin helps protect the skin from uv damage and more!
3. He is a Virgo, Larenz like myself is a virgo and um… if that doesn’t explain it then, I don’t know what will!
4. LOL… I really have no idea
5. Your guess is as good as mine

So my beautiful people, those are the secret ingredients to slowing the aging process but in all seriousness, if you want to slow the aging process, do these things:

1. Live your life
2. Enjoy the now
3. Drink water
4. Imbibe a bit
5. Have a great sex with beautiful loving people
6. Meditate and Pray
7. Smile 10x more than you frown
8. Make people smile
9. Help others
10. Remember that you will ALWAYS be beautiful

Now time to party!

Peace and Blessings,
CicelyRenee aka Issa Rae and Tiffany Haddish Best Friend Forever

And if you did not notice, this is not a factual blog post so please don’t do something and blame me! Thanks Bbbaaiiiiii